Not ME!

Nope, this is not my first "Not me Monday".  Like I've never had anything to write about before!  Here we go...

Not me...
I did not clean for my open house by taking the vacuum cleaner out of the closet with the intention to vacuum and then proceed to pile the closet full of toys forgetting about the vacuum cleaner.  Then, I did not stick the vacuum cleaner in the extra bathroom no one would look at.  I did not have to step over 6 loads of laundry to get the vacuum cleaner to the bathroom.  I also did not forget which of those 6 loads was clean when I went back this morning after a very exciting weekend.  (One of them is clean, I swear...)

Not me...
I did not let my wonderful son play with his Daddy's Lionel train while I was in the shower.  He is typically very good at it and will turn it on and that's it.  He did not push the reverse button while I was in the shower which at first makes the train stop.  Then, in his trouble to make the train go turned the throttle up to full blast.  This train, which was my father in law's and now ours, did not sit in park with the throttle at full blast until my hubby got home and asked what was burning.  We did not fear the motor had burned out but then realized that 10 to 15 year old smoke liquid for the engine had gotten hot enough to liquify again and start the train smoking (something it's suppose to do).  Our house now does not smell like gross smoke from this old old smoke liquid.